How I think the whole 'Waiter being rude to Louis Tomlinson' went down

• Waiter: Well sir our specials are-
• Louis: Grandad, did you seriously buy a striped shirt? I know I'm like Cher, but you can't just copy someone's fashion sense like that, it's rude and tacky.
• Waiter: As I was sayin-
• Louis: Plus, I think you look much better in plaid anyway, blue really brings out your eyes.
• Waiter: Excuse me as I was trying to say
• - Louis turns his head to the waiter and scoffs-
• Louis: Listen up five, a ten is speaking. You need to calm yourself down and wait because you just lost your tip and you're two steps away from losing me as a customer. Who do you think you are? You know what I'm leaving
• - Louis stands up and sashays away, flipping his fringe to show bitches that he's the real deal. -
• - Louis turns around before he leaves and scoffs at the waiter. -
• Louis: Where'd you get that tie anyway a prom rental shop? Macy's? Burlingtons? People like you disgust me, it's called fashion, learn it before you go out in public and embarrass yourself more than you have now.
• - Louis Z-snaps and let's the hostess open the door because diva's like him don't open doors. -